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On My Wife's Last Nerve | Laughing Light Candle Collection

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Laugh and lighten up with On My Wife's Last Nerve Candle- a humorous, customizable candle with 40+ scents to choose from. Perfect for giving to pals and family (or treating yourself) on special occasions like birthdays, the holidays, or whenever you need a little something to calm your nerves.

Features 

  • Available in 2 different colors: Amber and Clear 
  • Standard sized 9 oz jar (3 x 3.5 inches) with a burn time of approximately 50+ hours 

  • 100% Coconut Soy Wax 
  • 100% Cotton Wick 

  • White Wax-No Coloring

  • Phthalate and Toxin Free 

  • Vegan and Cruelty Free 

  • Hand-poured in Michigan 

Scents are:

  1. Apple Cinnamon: A rich combination of green apple, clove buds, and red hot cinnamon creates a traditional, nostalgic scent loved by many.
  2. Black Ice:  A masculine and clean fragrance with a touch of musky, mossy, woodsy, and ambergris subtle florals.
  3. Banana: Smells just like a freshly peeled banana.
  4. Birthday Cake: Buttercream icing surrounds this delectable cake confection. A luscious vanilla cake accord is sweetened with maple syrup for a perfect birthday cake sensation.
  5. Black Cherry Merlot: The fragrance begins with lively hints of black currant and apple, enhancing the heart of red wine and black cherry.
  6. Blackberry Sage: The crisp essence of sage, rosemary, and mint weaves together with the succulent sweetness of ripe blackberries.
  7. Blueberry Cobbler: Buttery and sugary top notes lead to a luscious core of blueberry, anchored by a base of vanilla and graham cracker crust.
  8. Champagne Toast: A revitalizing scent that merges effervescent champagne with hints of berries and zesty tangerine, resulting in a fragrance that is both refreshing and sophisticated.
  9. Cherry Blossom: Distant cherry blossoms mingle with magnolia and rose, complemented by delicate touches of cherry, tonka bean, and sandalwood, creating a fresh and airy fragrance with depth.
  10. Chocolate Fudge: A gourmand delight with rich vanilla, creamy hazelnut, and a gooey mix of chocolate, sugar, and praline.
  11. Cinnamon Candies: A year-round gourmand fragrance with the sweet warmth of cinnamon candies, infused with notes of clove leaf, cinnamon, gurjan balsam, eucalyptus, and pine.
  12. Coconut: A breezy, beautiful fragrance oil that combines raw, creamed coconut with salty sea air and just a hint of amber, orange and Tonka Bean to create a beachy yet sophisticated scent.
  13. Coconut Milk Lavender: An exquisite and distinct fusion of vibrant lavender, smooth coconut milk, sweet coconut shavings, and sugary vanilla.
  14. Cotton Candy: A delightful mix of strawberries, raspberries, and subtle cantaloupe, wrapped in the sweetness of cotton candy.
  15. Fraser Fir: Experience the true essence of Fraser Fir with a blend of cypress, lemon peel, evergreen, cedar, fir, amber, and moss.
  16. French Lilac: A floral fragrance with green leaves, lily of the valley, and honeysuckle, complemented by lilacs, clean powder, and woody Amyris for a soft, romantic touch.
  17. Fruit Loops: Sweet orange, tangy cherry, and sweet vanilla bean with sandalwood create this nostalgic cereal scent.
  18. Fruity Pebbles: Tart lemon and sweet orange blend with gentle lavender and hints of corn cereal.
  19. Fudge Brownie Latte: Enjoy a blend of rich fudge, creamy chocolate, and coffee.
  20. Guava Passion Fruit: A lovely tropical blend ! An exotic fusion of tangy guava and sweet passion fruit blended with strawberry, pineapple and pear.
  21. Gummy Bears: Experience the joy of childhood with the fruity scent of Yummy Gummy, reminiscent of gummy bears.
  22. Hot Buttered Popcorn: A rich, fragrant scent of a batch of hot buttered popcorn.
  23. Lavender and Sage: It offers sweet nuances of jasmine, ylang ylang, and herbals resting on a rich woody base of precious oud, vanilla, and leather.
  24. Lavender Driftwood: Combining the timeless floral essence of lavender with masculine undertones of cypress, cedar, and amber, this fragrance oil presents a unique twist on the classic lavender scent.
  25. Lavender Honey: Fragrant lavender and rich honey combined to produce a sweet and smooth floral fragrance.
  26. Leather Balsam: The invigorating fragrance of balsam is perfectly blended with rich leather.
  27. Lemon Pound Cake: Lively lemon peel and juicy lemon provide a citrus kick to this bakery fragrance, with a finish of butter, sugar, and vanilla for a realistic gourmand cake scent.
  28. Lemon Verbena: Elevated by citrus and sugar, this fragrance centers around lemon verbena and lemongrass with a light, sweet touch.
  29. Mahogany Shea: Sweet almond top note blends into nutty shea and coconut, with natural woody tones of sandalwood and cedar, all resting on a base of light musk and tonka bean.
  30. Mahogany and Teakwood: Fine woods fragrances of mahogany, cedarwood and oak, highlighted by delicate lavender and geranium notes.
  31. Mango and Gardenia: Balanced with coconut and peach top notes, this fruity floral fragrance is grounded by a base of light musk and tonka bean.
  32. Nordic Night: Eucalyptus and lavender top notes lead to a pine-centered fragrance, resting on an herbal, woody base of rosemary, cedar, and oakmoss, ideal for candles and melts.
  33. Ocean Breeze: Aquatic notes are enriched by airy ozone, while wood, violet, musk, and cotton blossom at the base provide depth, creating a uniquely extraordinary scent.
  34. Orange and Patchouli: Sweet, juicy orange harmoniously blended with the distinctive, earthy notes of patchouli.
  35. Peanut Butter Cup: Velvety peanut butter, sugary cinnamon, and freshly baked cookies.
  36. Pink Grapefruit: A perfectly ripened Ruby Red grapefruit...sweet and bitter at the same time.
  37. Rustic Lodge: A warm and masculine blend of pine with hints of cedarwood and amber.
  38. Sandalwood and Rose: Asian sandalwood combined with roses and jasmine for a pleasing erotic fragrance.
  39. Sea Salt & Peony: A beautiful balance of sea salt, peony, geranium, rose, and tea leaves amid fresh aquatic scents of rosewood, white cedar, and white patchouli.
  40. Strawberry Shortcake: The top and middle notes of strawberry are rounded out with tangy hints of lemon and orange peel resting on a rich base of vanilla, cream, sugar, and a graham cracker crust.
  41. Sugared Chestnut: Sweet and cinnamon-infused top notes blend with chestnuts and warm amaretto, anchored by a base of caramelized sugar, butter, and tonka.
  42. Teakwood Citrus: The exotic scent of Amazon teakwood blended with fresh, juicy citrus fruits.
  43. Very Vanilla: Hints of vanilla bean, buttercream, and cake, with a subtle touch of bourbon.
  44. White Tea & Ginger: A popular combination of white tea, lemon, yuzu, clean florals, and spicy ginger.

Candle Care for Eternal Glow

  • Maintain a 1/4" wick length for optimal burning.

  • Encourage a full melt pool to reach the jar edges to prevent tunneling when initially lighting. 

  • Stay attentive and limit the burn time to 4 hours for the organic coconut soy wax. 

  • Avoid burning when wax reaches a low level of 1/4"-1/2" to prevent jar overheating towards the end.